Introduction
Part I: Sex, sex, and more sex: Hell hath no fury
A Night of bliss
Disorder in the court II
Body parts
The Sobriety test
The Price of beauty
Not a pretty picture
The Porn queen
Why do they do what they do?
Keeping abreast of the law
Shell-shocked
Dated
Calling Dr Freud
One more question
Part II: Witness the witness: Disorder in the court II
Old Man Peveto's mule
The Witness
The Speed of light
Good as new
The Truth, the whole truth, nothing but the truth
Just another day in court
What's in a word?
Disorder in the court III
Stuck-up
The Oath
Consumed with evidence
Fender benders
Combat
Stiffed
Can you hear me?
An Evil genius
Part III: All rise for the judge: The Appearance of evil
Principles of lawyering
The Wisdom of the court
Justice skirted
The Dream merchant
The Bitch set me up
When Irish eyes are smiling
Hidden justice
Disorder in the court iv
A Good judge
The Supremes
My Two trips to the Supreme Court
Court time
A Judge's mailbox
Hottest lawyer in town
Privacy, please!
Part IV: Left field: Crazy Sadie
Money in all the right places
Who wears the pants?
A Day in the life
A Satisfied customer
More than she could stomach
Miami vice
Juvenile justice
Don't try this at home
Coffee, tea, or me?
More days in the life...
The Immigration officer
Disorder in the court v
The Divorce
Dog days
Nighttime is the right time
Goodbye law, hello life
He gave him the finger
Give me a break
First footing
You're a lawyer, right?
And in clause III(D), the booties
Puerto Rican interlude
But she's listed in the phone directory
Holy Krishna
You German, mate?: an American's first experience with European soccer
A Trial lawyer
Better luck next time
Sheep thrills
Go figure
Do you dig it?
My first case
A Good man
Part V: A Word: How ofter?...or how?
Away with words
A Blessed event
Justice triumphed!
Lawyer Howe
Think before you speak
It's all Greek to me
The Meat of the matter
Disorder in the court vi
Give it to me straight
Seeing it all
Faking it
I Can see clearly now
A Dog of a case, or, only in America
Getting it backwards
Right church, wrong pew
Duh
Smell's bells
There's no questioning this diagnosis!
One question too many
Correspondence.